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A CRANKY COLUMNIST X 2, a compendium of wit wisdom which is a worthy successor to A CRANKY COLUMNIST.

THE CHICKEN COOP PAPERS, like A CRANKY COLUMNIST X 2, only more so.

WINDSOR, England — Prince Harry and his wife, Meghan, will stop using their loftiest royal titles, give up state funding and repay at least $3 million in taxpayer money used to refurbish their official residence at Windsor Castle under an agreement announced by Buckingham Palace on Saturday. The unusual deal, negotiated by aides to Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Harry and other senior family members, is intended to end a crisis that erupted 10 days ago when the couple abruptly announced plans to step back from their royal duties and spend part of each year in North America.